FicWad

For starters, I´ve got two things to say to the people who will review AFTER me, especially my esteemed DoJ members:
1.) Losers.
2.) We´ve really started changing the face of (FOB) ficwad, ladies. We´re going places I can smell it. (Oh, lunch´s ready.)

About this chapter...
a) "He was wrapped around her torso like one of the lost boys" -> the cutest phrase I´ve ever read, or at least one of them. ;)
b) ""I'm a dude, I'm not buying you vanity fair - can't you make do with some porn or something?" He asked.
"Sure!" Pete said shrugging." -> How could anyone not admire men for their simplicity?
c) the Patrick/Ollie scene that Pete observed: PURE SWEETNESS. My heart melted. You´re letting me develop a softer side, Katy. Damn you! ;)
d) ""I really wanted the latest Vanity Affair - I mean Fair." He said, Patrick snapped a look at him and Pete smirked." -> We love Pete for his puns. And hair.
e) the end of this chapter: Alright, MISSY. First you make my heart skip a beat with joy (see c) ) and then you rip it out of my chest and use it to wipe some plonk off your keyboard. I really hope Olivia can get things right again.

Man, why didn´t Joe die?... ;)