(#) Sam41 2013-04-18
HOLYSHITASH
CHILL IT
They're only fucking chips
Mountain Dew Code Red
That shit is worth going batshit crazy (they're selling it in Canada right now, PEOPLE BETTER VOTE FOR IT TO FUCKING BE SOLD AROUND HERE OR I WILL KIIIILL)
So you're email is still down? (Time to sound completely creeper)
But gotta cell phone?
Author's response
My phones locked out in the back room.
SHITFUCKCOCKBALLS.
SAM DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM IT I AM FUCKING HUNGRY AND CRAVING PRINGLES IDK MAYBE IM PREGNANT