"COME ON, DAMMIT. I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS FUCKING BOW!"
"Ohhh, did you dip your nuts in caramel?"
"OH FUCK YOU!"
Author's response
Once I get my computer fixed, I will email you, and we will do a collab fic of all the times Gerard has tried to make his dick look appealing and Frank has gone "dude, no."
"COME ON FRANKIE, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED COFFEE!"
"Yes, but I'm not sure it'll taste the same now."
"I poured hot fucking coffee over my goddamn fucking crotch, you will lick it or die trying."