"Gerard? Do you know where the cough medicine we-"
-Walks in on Gerard dipping his dick in a jar of cough syrup-
Author's response
"Hey, you want a hot dog?"
"I'm actually kind of hungry, so yeah."
"AW FUCK NO. THAT AIN'T A HOT DOG, THAT IS KETCHUP AND BREAD. YOU WRAPPED YOUR COCK IN BREAD."