OH GOD.
"Stay right here! I want to draw your dick."
"Gerard!"
"DON'T FUCKING MOVE."
Author's response
"HOLY FUCK, YOU FUCKING BIT ME!"
"I thought you'd like it!"
"You're a dude. You have a dick. How the fuck would you like being bitten?! MIKEY, GET YOUR RABID BROTHER OUT OF THE HOUSE. HE BIT MY FUCKING DICK."