Oh, Hermione definitely wants Harry to lay hands aggressively on her bare bottom.
So he really did spank her? Interesting. Though I have to agree, how did he talk her into it? And I must say, her comments on him not spanking so hard next lead me to believe that he really didn't have to do much talking into.
Hmm, I just realized something, as I was about to click the send button. Was Hermione breaking the fourth wall when she was discussing forshadowing and narrative patterns?