Ellie's taller than me and I'm 14.
THIS ISN'T FAIR.
Also: I'm bi and not afraid to flaunt it in front of a homophobic priest can I get some love.
Author's response
E: I turn 14 soon-ish, so I guess it's kind of even?
N: Ellie, October isn't soon-ish.
E: Aw. And yes, you can get some love. DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF YOU DO WE'LL ADD YOUR SHIP TO OUT LIST OF SHIPS.
N: ...Oh gosh, I'm so sorry about her.