Oh god. That sucks ass. I'll tell you what's worse - seeing your mother, dressed as a French maid. It only gets worse when she says: "Your day's going away for a week, I just want to make sure he has a good night."
SLOW DOWN, SATAN.
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That reminds me of the boy I was with before I was with Ellie (I'm bi, sue me!). We walked past a shop, and in the front window there was a French maid uniform. He goes "I should buy this." And I said "Dream on, I wouldn't be caught in that no matter what." He replies, in a dead serious tone "I didn't mean for you."
Yeah. Awkward. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE GUYS ANYMORE.