I will babygirl.
Best line in it so far:
OneAndOnlySkumfuk: DEAR GOD KELLIN LOOK AT HOW FUCKING PERFECT SHE IS DEAR FUCKING LORD I WANNA MARRY THIS CHICK HOLY FUCK
AnthemMade: Skye, calm your tits. First, stop stalking Ash. Second, ask the girl out. Third: ... did anyone else see how cockmeltingly sexy Fuentes looked today because damn I would let that boy do things I didn't know where possible to my diddly-hole.
Sykopath: SLOW RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN SATAN
Author's response
OH GOD THAT SOUND SO FUNNY