That's wierd, because "Lance" is actually a better stripper name than "Kevin."
Again wierd, because "Paolo" is Italian, not Latino. I doubt Xander's patrons would have cared, though.
It is cute that they're calling him Alex.
Good one, Harris indeed! You emulate the Whedonesque word choice most excellently. I salute you. (bows)
All we know about Xander's summer was that he arrived safe in Sunnydale at the end of it. I wonder what else occurred.