i love how patrick and collette have weekly rendezvous. there is no way that doesn't lead to a relationship. well, maybe that's not completely true, because you can't have a relationship with someone who isn't in love with Elvis Costello. trust me, i've tried that. it doesn't work.
the little peaks into collette's past make me giddy like a school girl. i'm trying to figure out what happened, and what didn't happen. gah.
oh, and as a completely off-the-wall question, what's with Patrick and hard-ons lately? jeez, that kid needs to get laid or something.
i especially love how patrick caught on to the fact that Jackson called her CoCo. hmmm...that Patrick, he's a smart fellow.
Author's response
Uh Oh, Patrick and Collette are doomed. She doesn't like Elvis Costello!! What now!? Just kidding :)
I'm trying not to give too much oc Collette's past away...you know...to keep up the Drama-Rama as they say. I'm glad I made you giddy. That makes me giddy.
I'll be more than happy to help Patrick with his hard-ons....who said that?
Yes, Patrick is a smart fellow....hmmmmmm.