Old McDonald had a farm
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And on that farm he had a cat
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With "hug me" here and a "love me" there
Here a kitty
There a kitty
Everywhere attention whore
Old McDonald had a farm
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Author's response
Old McDonald had a farm
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And on that farm he had a hamster
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With an "OMNOM" here and a "MUNCHMUNCH" there
Here a poop
There a broken piece of cage furniture
Everywhere a crazy little rodent
Old McDonald had a farm
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