BASICALLY ME
like if I go to Sydney I'm gonna turn into a tanned surfer I can fucking tell
but if I go to Hobart my life is literally gonna be a soft grunge blog
Author's response
I want to just move out of this fucking town so there are four cities Ive always to go to
In New York I could be a subway hobo
In London, I could be a posh hobo
Somewhere in Belgium, I could be a waffle stealing hobo
In Chicago, I could be an alley hobo
So many options
Oh man I've always want to learn how to surf then skateboard