"Eleven years later, my own daughter was born, (C-section, due to a placenta previa…a fascinating surgery, I must say!) The doctor handed her to me and I held her down for my Pauline to see, and I swear, the little monster grinned at me just before she shit in my hands!" I'm sure she was and I'm equally sure you had done something to deserve it; after all in her eyes it's a known fact, we're men, therefore we're pigs!! ;-P
Author's response
Yeah, Pauline said something like that, too.
Alorkin