Sorry, I still think you must have experienced some sort of massive trauma on your head... It's the only logical explanation as to why you would be even remotely interested in this bullcrap of a country.
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I don't know man. I think everyone's pretty much established that people will love a country, and the people from that country will be all 'DUDE NO THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU LOVE OUR COUNTRY.' Also, one of my favorite songs is about Finland. Just saying.