everything i say is pretty much predictable in these review things, so i'm going out on a limb with this one.
i'm thanking you for bringing originality to FicWad. the humor, the way you use the english language (you write my native language better than i speak it), and even more importantly, the plonktacular plot...it's refreshing.
i should pull a Katy here and tell you how much of a sweet friend you are, but i'm sure i'd drop the f-bomb enough times to void out the whole sentimental purpose. (p.s.-you're a sweet friend)
okay, and just because i have to... Without having eaten spoilt pot roast or drunken too much plonk. sounds a little funny to the ear palate. maybe Without having ate spoiled pot roast or having drank too much plonk. or Without eating spoiled pot roast or drinking too much plonk.
okay, so enough of trying to hold this back. it's pretty much inevitable, so...
1.)/value packages of Pixied Secrets/ are you trying to call me cheap and absorbent? or imply that i have a bigger fixation with vagina's than katy does? ;)
2.)/Between two bites Patrick asked me, "Are we like dating now?"
"Sure. If you wanna."
"Cool."/ i almost want to kiss you for making this the most awkward/immature get together in the history of FicWad. major DoJ points to you.
3.)/"Now we´d have to eat the cardboad if we wanna avoid a conversation."/ pretty much goes with number 2, but i had to quote it because i laughed so hard.
4.)/Patrick looked like a kid in a candy store (that also sold extraordinary hats). / so patrick's hats mutate from "ugly" to "extraordinary" after you kiss him? that's a superpower. he should market that shit.
i'm sad to see this story go. but this means you'll be updating Channel Hopping more often. DoJ Hi5 for that.
Author's response
I think we´re gonna call the language I use Frenglish or something like that. It´s my custom-made (distorted) version of English.
I like pulling Katy too. She´s very elastic. But that is private, I guess. "having ate"? "having drank"? You usually form the present perfect (progressive) tense with the past participle and not the past form. This is typcial of you Americans. You just do whatever you want. And it sounds extremely cool. Damn you. ;)
Hey, I´d use Pixied Secrets all month around if I could. Yeah, Patrick has superpowers. Patrick IS a superpower.
That is correct. CH is my major focus of attention now. And I mean that. Not just in regards to stories. I mean, really in my life. On the whole. DoJ sympathy for that? Anyone?