Hm, my faith in humanity has been damaged beyond repair, and, as a side-effect, increased my paranoia to beyond that of even Mad-Eye, congratulations, your fan-fiction has done this.
I was stirring in anger at the choices of Thomas Riddle (Thomas sounds far better than Tom,) anyways, I have never been more disappointed in my entire life—due to Thomas's choices...This has driven a lesson I have been taught, harder to home, Never, tell a woman the truth...I assume, at this point, you have started laughing loudly, I bid thee a good day.