Best line ever: It must be a dick thing. Can I just say, "sing it sista!"
This was great (I still think Sheena and Patrick shoulda hooked up, but who am I? Just the girl who gets her ass harrassed daily by the DOJ because of a certain song which will remain unnamed.)
I don't know how you do it. It must be a DOJ thing.
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Ha ha. You´re so game for the whole man-bashing thing. ;)
No, no... Sheena and Patrick won´t hook up. Wait. Dang it. It already happened.
I got pure DoJ pumping through my veins. See, it´s not a veneral disease, this DoJ.