I haven't as yet completely read the first chapter and I'm not sure I want to anymore. It's the same old same old. Dumb-as-a-Fucking-Rock-Dore has once again placed baby Harry with the ABUSIVE Dursley's and has obviously LIED through his teeth to Harry's godfather to keep him there. God forbid that the old fraud should actually look around and check to see for himself to be sure Harry is being treated as he should! Is it any wonder I think of the ol' brainless bearded wonder blunder as a dark lord masquerading as the leader of the light? Or to put it another, more pointed way, Somebody shoot that SOB and put the world out of it's misery!! At this point in time the ol' brainless bearded wonder blunder SHOULD be looking for the HORCRUXES that keep Tom Riddle from truly dying. Instead he'll sit on his bony ass and wait till Harry grows up to do as little as possible to find and destroy them. He'll make all sorts of excuses but as everybody knows, excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one.