First of all, a little insult to set the mood for the review: DAMN YOU! Damn you for that last bit. I wanted to rate this chapter “funny” but I had to settle for “moving” in the end. I hope you’re damned now.
Lucrative? Someone's been using their word of the day calendar. -> Ha.
matriarch Wentz -> That’s clever. And funny. And a bit sexy. In a motherly way, of course.
How does grilled cheese sound?" It sounded like the heavens opened up and the angels were singing. -> I laughed out loud.
What have I gotten myself into? -> INTO A HELL OF A GOOD STORY! Damn.