I want to laugh, vomit and die all at the same time. In a good way. Though I'm not really sure how that could be perceived as good... Anyways, this is fantastic! The incest bit is maddeningly sick but the image of The Wicked Toad going at it is much worse.
I was happy with the way HP ended, with Ron and Hermione and Harry and Ginny together, but now I have seen the light.
Hermione and Harry do belong together, but I don't hate him and Ginny as a couple. But Ron... Oh, Ron. He needs to find an equally unintelligent woman to partner up with. He and Hermione are not meant to be.
I'll stop my babbling and close off. Love this sick tale, and Malfoy's self-removal from the messy gene pool we call Purebloods is a lovely bonus.