Shameless self-promotion is plonktastic. -> Now, would it have HURT you to include a footnote here, alluding to my stories? I think not.
California was definitely not conducive for those of us cursed with curls. No amount of hair spray or de-frizzers would save me now. -> The curse of the curls. Those two words don’t sound so similar for nothing. Curls are great for comic effect. Yes, really.
A goofy trucker hat sat upon his light brown tresses, allowing a few wisps of hair to peak out from under it. A set of full, pink lips sat just under a distinguished nose. His pale blue shirt cascaded over his slightly rounded stomach and resided over his snug black pants. -> Hm, I thought it was Pete… ;)
“Taco Vender Turns Tiny UFO Into Alien Sombrero. Fascinating." -> Is that from the “High On Infinity” CD? Sounds like Wentz’s lyrics to me.
If you married me I would be Alexandra Alexander. I think that’s reason enough to propose, Ma’am.
This story swells DoJ’s chest with proudness. (I can throw away the Kleenexes now… no wait, stupid Katy gave me her cold.)
The rating point is a given.
Author's response
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought using your word would be cute. If you look now, I put a footnote for you.
Taco Vendor Turns Tiny UFO Into Alien Sombrero is an actual cover story for one of those cheesy magazines that you read in the check out line. Sad, huh?
I'm not sure how Emma would feel if I proposed. She's your mistress, no? Besides, I can't share you with someone else. You know that :o