i think we should have a special spot on the Official DoJ Website for the "Favorite Alex Footnote of the Week" - /A language that allows for a far wider and more essential range of conversation topics such as "how to pimp your ride" or "how to pimp your bike" or "how to pimp your bitch".**
**An experimental show whose target audience includes terriers, bloodhounds, poodles, huskies and Snoop Doggy Dogg./ wowza. I love it.
And HOW could she not be a fan of Pet- Fall out Boy?" wentz in all of his modest glory.
Peterus Ignoramus inquiredus. also, we should have a section on the Official website for favorite nicknames of the week. this one owns.
/"And that doesn't strike you as particularly odd?" Pete asked further.
"Not more than the fact that Patrick is staring at my ear and licking his lips,"/ my chest hurts from laughing so hard. seriously. my eyes watered with this one.
"What happened?" Patrick's voice was full of sympathy. But I'm not really good at interpreting people's tone of voice so maybe it was just hunger. the narrator is fantastic. seriously.
I was gonna prepare some pot roast with hot dogs and fried bacon as an aside for the boys and myself." i'm pretty sure that andy's head would explode at that point. i'm not sure. but spontaneous combustion sounds like a good idea for the next chapter.
you are a funny bitch, alex. i mean that in the nicest way possible.
Author's response
Thank you for sharing my language humor. We all know how much I LOVE American English so we really know I'm a terrible hypocrite with that comment.
Drastic situations require drastic measures. Just like me, Patrick seems rather liberal on cannibalism.
Yeah, the narrator is ok. Not as bad as the author at any rate.
Yeah, Andy is not gonna like this. But, don't worry, he'll have something to eat. Mommy Wentz will make sure.
Thank you for taking the time for all this pasting, copying, inserting , commenting and calling me a bitch. :) You are such a rewarding reader and reviewer (and rater coughs). :)