ok, so I know I am super-late here, but sometimes you just haveta.
Firstly, anyone who can quote Fergie in context must have some super-powers in the writing field. Yeah, I laughed.
More importantly, Woo-hoo, Pete and Belle! Super hot! Loving it!
Author's response
i can't believe you found this story. i thought i had locked it safely away in the vault of my procrastination proclamation, but here you are reading it. you are amazing. thanks for taking the time to read this.