I'm sorry, but that was amazing. It was short, sweet, and FUCKING HILARIOUS. So going in my faves.
I love you.
=]
And who the hell is oscar the grouch?
Author's response
I'm sorry but I have to say that I am appalled at your lack of Sesame Street knowledge. Get your free lesson here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_the_Grouch
I am glad you enjoyed this so much. It was fun to write. :)