Kyle, KYLE, KYLE/b> you are so ooberly superly fanatbulously greatest writer of Rock The Cradle of Love Ever. I mean it, no-one esle has written it like you.
I'm currently stuffing munchies in my mouth on a continuous reem, I found this process getting quicker the more Patrick and Charlie's convo went on, until I nearly spat them out.
So the Biscuit scored a date huh? Notice how incredibly Patrick-orientated this place has become over the last couple of months??
Author's response
Katy, I'm not accusing you of anything, but after your review all my other reviews are in bold lettering. Hmmm, interesting. Anywho, yes, I have noticed Patrick becoming the eye-candy around here. And who can blame us...I mean...damn. Look at that boy. I just want to rip all his clothes of and- uh, well, it's not important. I gotta go...