I was perplexed by the title of this story it took me a while to actualy read it. And considering Kyle updated right after this, and Alex constantly kept telling her to update, I'm going to have to go with Alex.
Just kidding.
Kyle, you are one hoe bagel. Which is good. But the next time I find Alec Baldwin sneaking around my house suspecting my smoothies, I'm gonna have to go all Mrs. Smith on his ass, because I'm secretly Anjelina Jolie and I have the right to kick his ass.
After all, I'm president, broke up team Bradiffer and had Brad Pitt's baby.
Fuck yes.
Author's response
AHAHAHAHA. My God. I didn't even think it would be that obvious...oh well. Actually, the whole Alec Baldwin thing came about during a drunken AIM conversation...well, we weren't drunk, so we really have no excuse.
But that's neither here nor there. Cameo for Evie...again? Did you get one before? You're good at this...or we're bad at it. Thanks for the reviews, love.