You see, the thing is Wife. This is in fact the best chapter you have EVER written to date. ( Because I know you're going to get better. ) In celebration of that, I'm going to leave 10 reviews.
Let's begin:
For a couple of months there's been this newly developed DNA shot on the market which you could get in order to change certain things about your appearance. Friggin Genius. points fingerin middle of forehead GENIUS I TELL YE!
Author's response
Ha ha. You are so lame. No wait... "lame" is not the word I am looking for. It's... PLINKMANIAC!!! :)
Yeaaaaah... and I gotta tell ye that I had a little help with that idea. Mom? ;)