/Lovely comparison. Reminds me of the time we sent Kyle to a summer camp. Or when we made her eat her carrots. Or when we told her that she couldn't have a pet crocodile.
/ Nice to see Sheena and Patrick have half decent parenting skills. This was so hilarious.
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That's why we're married. (Well, that and a bottle full of roofies and your neverending lust for plonk, plink and the Biscuit.) That was my fav part of this chapter.