"Hey, at least she knows who Hitler was," he shrugged. Patrick is such a great father. So diplomatic. I looove it.
Dad took off his cap (I can't believe Mom lets him wear it in the house) and ruffled his hair. Or what was left of that. Chubby and bald…just how I like them.
Even the limited single edition of 'Tell That Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes That Nobody puts Sugar In the Corner When it's Time to Dance, Dance On Saturday'." Oh my…
"Hello, Mr. Shtamp! Glad to make yoa acquaintance, too." After extending her hand with the bag towards him she said, "It's so nais off you ant yoa vaif to let me stay at yoa hous. I brought you som Balls off Mozart to say sank you." Do I even have to comment on how many levels of “wrong” this dialogue breeched? Well, as usual, I'm sure I can't offer a rating point because it would cause FicWad to implode from your awesomeness, so I'll have to save it.
Author's response
Ha ha. Patrick is just the way the DoJ likes him. Easily to be wrapped around the finger and tricked into things he probably shouldn't be doing.
Thanks for the r&r, Ms. Alex.