/"That's different," my mother replied matter-of-factly.
Different translates to 'balding and self-conscious about it'./--I do adore the boy. and PeterPan is usually my punching bag but this made me cackle.
I missed your stories! hugs you don't go away that long ever again. ok? pinky promise?
Author's response
Assholes don't let easy targets slide by... That refers to both the author and the narrators of this story...
Thanks. hugs back Writer's block brings me down. I will try not to.