dear kyle,
i'm sorry i suck balls. i seriously thought i had reviewed this, but upon further inspection, i just suck balls. please forgive me because i love you. and you are funny, and you know it, and i'm late for this game, and i know it.
love?
Author's response
Oh Crystal, you don't suck balls...well, I don't know what you do on your free time, but as far as reviews, you definitely don't suck balls. Much looooove, my dear. :O