a list? i do believe so...
1.) Quickly Joe popping the last bit of sandwich into his mouth for fear that the dog would make him give it to him through the magic power of his begging stare. if i didn't know better, i would say you were a dog owner. but i know better.
2.)/Joe would be a poodle. The original fro dog. Fro-ster dog. Fraw dawg. Impressing the bitches with his fluffly hair./ hmm, sounds like this chick i know...
3.)/Yelling Dax's name (Dax) loudly he ran around frantically. Quite a sight for a narrator who is easily amused./ and a reader. you got lucky with this one, lady.
if it let's me give you a point, i'm so there.
Author's response
You do know better. However, Bart's parents have two of those first-ass-sniffing-then-your-face-licking creatures. And they are ok. For dogs. ;)
You are so there. points to her heart Wow. Being nice really does hurt.