kyle:
1.)/Not to say all our fans are mentally impeded adolescents with salivation issues. I just truly believe that some of them harbor interests in our band that aren't purely based on our music./ wait...what?
2.)the messageboard thing made me chuckle. that's why you're the head of the DoJ, your originality and humoUr.
3.)/no glove, no love/ made me shit myself.
4.)i'd like to tell myself that you had to google some of the names of those positions, but part of me thinks you may have invented them. haha.
have a point or something. geez.
Author's response
The head of the DoJ? I don't think I'm crazy enough for that. Now, the positions...some was google, and the title was from Urbandictionary.com. That place is insane. And I figured Pete is sleezy enough to know that kind of stuff.