There were too many things that made me laugh in this chapter for me to list them all. But I have to tell you
"...Certainly stuck to your mind more than a wrecked comparison anyway."
made me laugh like a mofo.
And then the sneaky last two sentences nearly gave me a hernia or an MI or something. You comic genius. Are you related to an Austrian chick called Wiggie by any chance? :-)
Author's response
That's good. I was looking for a thing to compare Andy's huuuge back tattoo to and I couldn't think of anything (that wasn't too insulting). So I thought maybe I could improve the situation with a bit of self-deprication. ;)
I was thinking no one (except for Evie maybe) cares about how Joe and Brenda do it, especially not me. So let's fast-forward that bit. Glad you liked this chapter so much!
Oh, I wish I was... ;)