Yay! I'm so glad you don't like Hemingway! All I ever hear about is that old fart of a writer on FOB fiction. My favorite contribution of Hemingway: the Hemingway Cat... aparently he had these cats that had 6 toes. I have one (not one of HIS cats, no, but a 6 toed little bugger) but that's as far as I relate to the man. Oh well. All that was totally unnesessary.
This chapter made me laugh SO MUCH. It was fantastic!