snicker I love the name he chose for himself, it does seem quite appropo. It should be interesting to see if his moves against the male Malfoys bear fruit. Finally, I love that letter of application to Dumbledore; the resulting interview should make quite a scene.
Yes, I thought it had been quite a long strange trip for him as well. As for a Malfoy 'bearing fruit', you haven't been looking at my notes, have you?