Ya know, when I saw the title on the main page, I kind of just looked at it for a good minute. I thought maybe I was seeing things and then it finally hit me. EMMA POSTED A STORY!!!! I may have wet myself with laughter. Can I be the father of the hairy little fetus? Well, maybe that wouldn't be a good idea. I would deny I was the daddy, call Patrick a whore, and never pay child support. I'd be a horrible babydaddy...or whatever they call it on Maury. Funny point for you, my dear Emma.