Dax licking her feet... Is that your subtle British way of kicking me in the ass so I finish the story?
“humor”… And I’m not an American. :P
What do non-gay men need batteries for in their bedside cabinet drawer? Loved the picture incident. :)
When I picture Katy meeting Petra, for some reason I see you and you. That’s kinda hot, ya know. Also, “cute pumps”… you’re so full of your shoes and feet, it’s amusing. ;)
Only for the fact that, for all she knew, this could have been some crazed obsessive fan who was just waltzing into his home, y'know, the weird ones that write fiction and all that... -> Stop making up ridiculous sceneries. Fan fic… geez…
“Pluck a duck”? AAWWWW! That’s my new favorite phrase! Favourite even!
I love how Katy says “yo” and “Biscuit”. Why don’t you ever do that??? ;)
“canine cupid”… That’s stupid, yo. Who ever comes up with canine crap like that?
"I can see your nipples in that T-Shirt..." Joe grinned. -> I can’t believe how much Joe and Bart have in common. (Yes, definitely a male thing.) And I can’t believe he’s still surprised I have nipples after all these years.
Sneaky bitch… stealing a Stump smack like this… I bet she stump- ah, bumped her head on purpose. What a BITCH!