She can blow her way back to wherever the hell she's from. -> Congrats. That’s definitely one of the most digusting visuals anyone’s ever given me to think about.
"Unless you're sprinkling Arsenic in her eggs, this is not productive." -> Does your hubby know you got a crush on Bridget? Why else would she get the coolest lines EVER?!
God, did you write the perfect (shy) image of le Stump.
You rockage my… rib cage…?
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I'm one classy lady, huh? The hubby is coping with my feelings for Bridget...I think he likes it, though.