Oh stop your whining lamb chops -> UH! Another piece in the cuteness puzzle (of Katy)!
/"You're a bitch, you know that?" he said, pointing.
"Put a sock in it Stump." She said,
"A sock??"
"That's right." She informed him.
"You English girls are -"
"-I'm American." She smiled. He laughed again./ -> Fast-paced insult/ snappy comebacks = yummy. I wonder if Patrick is as turned-on by them as I am.
celebrating some launch of some product that some people might buy Because I am me and me is odd, I found this more than just slightly funny. ;)
"Oh god..." Patrick sighed, looking around quickly. He grabbed Petra's hand and yanked her up, more easily than he though and Petra squealed excitedly.
"Patrick Stump!!" Petra said loudly. A few people turned and stared.
"Shhh!" he scolded her,
"You shhh!!!" She said back, more angrily. -> I loved it when she cried his name. I usually don’t like drunk-scenes but this one’s got Patrick in it. And Katy wrote it. Very amusing for these reasons.
/"I'm not drunk!" she protested.
"Of course you're not, you're an English Rose...." He muttered./ -> Ha ha.
Good girl, listens to Stumpian advice.
"This is the most stupid thing I've ever heard." She said, getting snotty. -> Hm, it still doesn’t come close to “From under the Cock Tree”, I think…
See, this is the humoUr that is inside of you. Begging to get out. Well done. Cannot rate anymore. Crappy ficwad.