Fantastic. This second one had me laughing staright out, and your first had me thinking 'I wish I'd thought of writing that!'
Brilliant stuff, I hope you keep it coming quick :D You might even want to consider actually writing this as a full story... you're more than just a little gifted with writing humor, I think you could pull it off very well.
Add in your skill with writing smut, some action and some interesting magic, and you've got a recipe for a winner, I think.
Good luck either way,
-Apocalypso