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I remember the Twins
1 reviewHas anyone ever wondered what it might have been like to sleep in the same dorm as Gred and Forge?
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A/N: I don’t own Harry Potter and wouldn’t particularly care to. I would like a rental agreement with option to buy for Hermione Granger. A short term contract with Nyphadora Tonks wouldn’t be turned down. A Long-term agreement with Luna Lovegood would probably be a whole lot of fun. Any time Padma Patil wants to open negotiations, call me and oh for a weekend with Fleur. Oddly Lavender and Padma’s sister (despite being her twin) Parvarti do nothing for me…
A/N2: My deepest apologies to Al Yankovic. I was mowing the lawn again, and this little ditty came to mind. I really shouldn’t mow and plot fan fiction at the same time. I’m sorry. Has anyone ever contemplated what it might have been like to be one of Fred and George's roommates? What kind of Hell on Earth might that have been, to spend six plus years in close contact with a pair of psychotic pranksters? I sort of envision this being written by Lee Jordan...
I Remember The Twins
Say, do you remember those twins Gred and Forge
Well, they were always were the school yard fools
Like the time they stole my pants and took those color pictures
And posted copies all over school
Or the time that they dumped toxic potions on my bed
Or all those wacky pranks from midnight 'till dawn
What crazy guys they were, always foolin' around
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Fred gave me that depilatory shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day George put Shrinking paste inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube with You-No-Poo
All those wedgies they gave, all those shoestrings they tied
All those butterbeers they made with the Love Potions inside
Oh guys, I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though they treated me like slime
Remember when they cut my broom in half?
Well, they really got me good that time!
Say, do you remember when I broke in the Twin’s flat
Late at night and tied their mouths with rags
Then I dragged them by their ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed them in big plastic bags
If the Aurors ever find them, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if the Twins were still with us today
They would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
A/N2: My deepest apologies to Al Yankovic. I was mowing the lawn again, and this little ditty came to mind. I really shouldn’t mow and plot fan fiction at the same time. I’m sorry. Has anyone ever contemplated what it might have been like to be one of Fred and George's roommates? What kind of Hell on Earth might that have been, to spend six plus years in close contact with a pair of psychotic pranksters? I sort of envision this being written by Lee Jordan...
I Remember The Twins
Say, do you remember those twins Gred and Forge
Well, they were always were the school yard fools
Like the time they stole my pants and took those color pictures
And posted copies all over school
Or the time that they dumped toxic potions on my bed
Or all those wacky pranks from midnight 'till dawn
What crazy guys they were, always foolin' around
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Fred gave me that depilatory shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day George put Shrinking paste inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube with You-No-Poo
All those wedgies they gave, all those shoestrings they tied
All those butterbeers they made with the Love Potions inside
Oh guys, I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though they treated me like slime
Remember when they cut my broom in half?
Well, they really got me good that time!
Say, do you remember when I broke in the Twin’s flat
Late at night and tied their mouths with rags
Then I dragged them by their ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed them in big plastic bags
If the Aurors ever find them, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if the Twins were still with us today
They would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
Boy, what jokers
What a funny, funny guys
I'll never forget those twins
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
Oh, I remember The Twins
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