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Yo. I'm Ranma Saotome. Well, ever since the Tendo family's first Christmas party, I've discovered something. I like to sing. Yeah, yeah, I can hear you back there. 'It ain't manly to sing'. Blow it out yer ass. Ya know what? I'm sick of 'manly'.
Anyway, here's a little song I came up with to describe my life. Hell, I even put together a slide show to go with it. I borrowed Nabiki's computer to put it together, but what she don't know don't hurt me.
This song ain't mine. I just borrowed it. Oh, and to the Eagles, who
wrote the original version:
I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry 'bout this.
Well I'm a-flyin 'cross the roof,
That bitch just loosened a tooth,
A perfect photo-capture of Akane punching Ranma in the face
Got seven psychos on my tail
Four that wanna own me
A group shot of Ukyo, Akane, Shampoo, and Kodachi
Two that wanna stone me
Ryoga and Mousse show up next
And one that thinks that I'm for sale!
Nabiki Tendo, bigger than life and twice as greedy!
Take it easy
Take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own screams drive ya crazy
Ranma being "beaten half to death" shortly after Shampoo arrives.
You'd better run while you still can
Don't even try to understand
Just find a soft place to land and take it easy
A short video clip of Akane misunderstanding something and hammering
Ranma across town.
Well I'm a standin on the grass,
Shampoo is grabbin my ass
Insert standard Shampoo glomp here.
Such a boring sight to see
It's Kuno, my lord, with a big-assed sword
Running up to take a swing at me
Any morning at Furinken High.
C'mon baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your ramen is gonna drug me
A picture of Cologne, with complimentary barf bags.
Well I may lose, and I may win
But I'm sure to get blamed again
Oh fuck it, I just can't win
Take it easy
Well I'm a runnin down the road with everybody that's owed
Ranma being chased by Akane, Ukyo, Shampoo, Kaori the takeout girl, and
Ryoga.
Got a world of trouble in my life
Lookin for an exit, if I wanna inherit
I've gotta make one my wife.
Real-estate style photo of the Tendo Dojo.
Take it easy
Take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own screams drive ya crazy
Ranma's standard morning wake up, complete with koi pond.
C'mon baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if this dinner is gonna kill me.
Akane attempting to cook.
Author's notes: First off, I'd like to thank Evil Midnight Lurker, for
first suggesting a filk of this baby. Herr Bad Moon, for the line "I
may lose, and I may win, but I am sure to get blamed again." That was what really got my mind working on this thing.
ClassicDrogn for suggesting an improvement, and last but not least
everyone on the Drunkard's Walk message boards, for putting up with me.
And to the Eagles, who own the original version of this song:
I'm Wolff. Sorry 'bout this.
10 Apr 2005
Anyway, here's a little song I came up with to describe my life. Hell, I even put together a slide show to go with it. I borrowed Nabiki's computer to put it together, but what she don't know don't hurt me.
This song ain't mine. I just borrowed it. Oh, and to the Eagles, who
wrote the original version:
I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry 'bout this.
Well I'm a-flyin 'cross the roof,
That bitch just loosened a tooth,
A perfect photo-capture of Akane punching Ranma in the face
Got seven psychos on my tail
Four that wanna own me
A group shot of Ukyo, Akane, Shampoo, and Kodachi
Two that wanna stone me
Ryoga and Mousse show up next
And one that thinks that I'm for sale!
Nabiki Tendo, bigger than life and twice as greedy!
Take it easy
Take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own screams drive ya crazy
Ranma being "beaten half to death" shortly after Shampoo arrives.
You'd better run while you still can
Don't even try to understand
Just find a soft place to land and take it easy
A short video clip of Akane misunderstanding something and hammering
Ranma across town.
Well I'm a standin on the grass,
Shampoo is grabbin my ass
Insert standard Shampoo glomp here.
Such a boring sight to see
It's Kuno, my lord, with a big-assed sword
Running up to take a swing at me
Any morning at Furinken High.
C'mon baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your ramen is gonna drug me
A picture of Cologne, with complimentary barf bags.
Well I may lose, and I may win
But I'm sure to get blamed again
Oh fuck it, I just can't win
Take it easy
Well I'm a runnin down the road with everybody that's owed
Ranma being chased by Akane, Ukyo, Shampoo, Kaori the takeout girl, and
Ryoga.
Got a world of trouble in my life
Lookin for an exit, if I wanna inherit
I've gotta make one my wife.
Real-estate style photo of the Tendo Dojo.
Take it easy
Take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own screams drive ya crazy
Ranma's standard morning wake up, complete with koi pond.
C'mon baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if this dinner is gonna kill me.
Akane attempting to cook.
Author's notes: First off, I'd like to thank Evil Midnight Lurker, for
first suggesting a filk of this baby. Herr Bad Moon, for the line "I
may lose, and I may win, but I am sure to get blamed again." That was what really got my mind working on this thing.
ClassicDrogn for suggesting an improvement, and last but not least
everyone on the Drunkard's Walk message boards, for putting up with me.
And to the Eagles, who own the original version of this song:
I'm Wolff. Sorry 'bout this.
10 Apr 2005
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