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--- Bridget's POV ----
"You've GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Tegan yelled as she slammed the door shut. We all walked into Amy's house and sat down into the family area. We plopped down into the plushy couches and continued our discussion.
"China, I'm gonna say this now, you are NOT going to that concert!" Amy demanded.
"Yeah, he's gonna rape you, or do something immoral and embarassing to you" I spoke out. China clenched onto the pillow and dug her face in.
"I never dropped that doll," She muttered. We all looked over at her in confusion. She rolled her eyes and sighed.
"You guys, i would never forget a doll like that"
"Actually you would, remember that time you were holding that panda doll and you accidently walked out with it?" Nadia mentioned.
"or that time you forgot your Hot Topic Bag that held $30 worth of Starbucks Gift Cards?" Tegan added. I opened my mouth to speak,
"Or that time you-"
"Regardless! I know I didn't drop that doll, I didn't have enough money to buy it"
I definitely felt the fear, tension, and chills floating in the air. All our eyes went wide as we exchanged glances.
"So...he's a pedo?!" Tegan shrieked. China slapped her hands down.
"He is NOT, Twiggy!" China snapped.
"China! He totally just lured you with a toy! That's what pedo's do to little kids!" Twiggy snapped back.
"That doesn't mean anything!" China jeered.
"It means he's after something!" Tegan commented sharply.
I watched as China bit her lip and tried to think of a comeback. When she couldn't think of any, she smacked her head down on the arm of the chair. She let out a grunt/squeal and sighed.
"You're right guys," She groaned,"But what should i do? What if he's like, obsessed with me and follows me home?"
I quickly began to dig up some clever strategems, but none were efficient enough to be carried out. We all threw out ideas, but none would ever work. China just let out a huge sigh and slipped off the couch as she checked her phone.
"I just won't go to the concert then," She spoke sadly. I felt my facial expression change from blank to concerned. I walked over to her and patted her shoulder.
"I'm sorry China, but we're only looking out for you" I apologized. China looked over at me and smiled.
"Thanks Birdy. You're a sweetheart. Okay, I'm heading out, see you guys later."
We all waved goodbye to her as she left the house and headed towards home. Tegan, Amy, and Me all huddled up on one couch as Nadia slipped in a Disney movie, Lady and the Tramp.
-------- China's POV -----
I slipped in my Imogen Heap CD as I plopped down on my bed. The clock read 6:30. What a bummer. I know he was acting all pedo-ish on me, but what if he was actually just trying to be nice? I dunno what happened to Tegan at the bookstore, but that doesn't sound like Oli Sykes. Then again, i don't know the guy at all.
I let out a sigh. I might as well forget it. There was no way that this was going to work. I just need sleep.
----- Nadia's POV ---
As Lady and the Tramp finally finished up, we turned off the TV and huddled on the carpet floor.
"Okay," Tegan spoke out,"What're we going to do about Pedo-guy?"
"What do you mean?" I asked curiously
"What're we going to do to get rid of him?!" Amy explained,"If he's flirting with Tegan and luring China with toys, he's obviously a nut!"
"I think we're making this a much bigger deal than it sounds" Bridget announced. I folded my arms and began to think about what to do.
"What if we just don't go to the mall for awhile?" I asked.
"But China and I have interveiws to work at the mall" Tegan protested.
"Well when's your interview?" Amy asked.
"Uh, this Friday!" Tegan responded.
"Today's wednesday, you've got plenty of time" I spoke.
We all fell back and laid flat on the floor. Planning this all out was such hard work. I sat up suddenly and looked at the other girls.
"What if he decides to come on Friday?"
"You've GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Tegan yelled as she slammed the door shut. We all walked into Amy's house and sat down into the family area. We plopped down into the plushy couches and continued our discussion.
"China, I'm gonna say this now, you are NOT going to that concert!" Amy demanded.
"Yeah, he's gonna rape you, or do something immoral and embarassing to you" I spoke out. China clenched onto the pillow and dug her face in.
"I never dropped that doll," She muttered. We all looked over at her in confusion. She rolled her eyes and sighed.
"You guys, i would never forget a doll like that"
"Actually you would, remember that time you were holding that panda doll and you accidently walked out with it?" Nadia mentioned.
"or that time you forgot your Hot Topic Bag that held $30 worth of Starbucks Gift Cards?" Tegan added. I opened my mouth to speak,
"Or that time you-"
"Regardless! I know I didn't drop that doll, I didn't have enough money to buy it"
I definitely felt the fear, tension, and chills floating in the air. All our eyes went wide as we exchanged glances.
"So...he's a pedo?!" Tegan shrieked. China slapped her hands down.
"He is NOT, Twiggy!" China snapped.
"China! He totally just lured you with a toy! That's what pedo's do to little kids!" Twiggy snapped back.
"That doesn't mean anything!" China jeered.
"It means he's after something!" Tegan commented sharply.
I watched as China bit her lip and tried to think of a comeback. When she couldn't think of any, she smacked her head down on the arm of the chair. She let out a grunt/squeal and sighed.
"You're right guys," She groaned,"But what should i do? What if he's like, obsessed with me and follows me home?"
I quickly began to dig up some clever strategems, but none were efficient enough to be carried out. We all threw out ideas, but none would ever work. China just let out a huge sigh and slipped off the couch as she checked her phone.
"I just won't go to the concert then," She spoke sadly. I felt my facial expression change from blank to concerned. I walked over to her and patted her shoulder.
"I'm sorry China, but we're only looking out for you" I apologized. China looked over at me and smiled.
"Thanks Birdy. You're a sweetheart. Okay, I'm heading out, see you guys later."
We all waved goodbye to her as she left the house and headed towards home. Tegan, Amy, and Me all huddled up on one couch as Nadia slipped in a Disney movie, Lady and the Tramp.
-------- China's POV -----
I slipped in my Imogen Heap CD as I plopped down on my bed. The clock read 6:30. What a bummer. I know he was acting all pedo-ish on me, but what if he was actually just trying to be nice? I dunno what happened to Tegan at the bookstore, but that doesn't sound like Oli Sykes. Then again, i don't know the guy at all.
I let out a sigh. I might as well forget it. There was no way that this was going to work. I just need sleep.
----- Nadia's POV ---
As Lady and the Tramp finally finished up, we turned off the TV and huddled on the carpet floor.
"Okay," Tegan spoke out,"What're we going to do about Pedo-guy?"
"What do you mean?" I asked curiously
"What're we going to do to get rid of him?!" Amy explained,"If he's flirting with Tegan and luring China with toys, he's obviously a nut!"
"I think we're making this a much bigger deal than it sounds" Bridget announced. I folded my arms and began to think about what to do.
"What if we just don't go to the mall for awhile?" I asked.
"But China and I have interveiws to work at the mall" Tegan protested.
"Well when's your interview?" Amy asked.
"Uh, this Friday!" Tegan responded.
"Today's wednesday, you've got plenty of time" I spoke.
We all fell back and laid flat on the floor. Planning this all out was such hard work. I sat up suddenly and looked at the other girls.
"What if he decides to come on Friday?"
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