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The joys of very short shorts
0 reviewsGoldfish boy makes a fashion decition that is deady
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Februrary, 19, 2006
Today I slamed a small girl into the bleachers in an atemp to keep her of first base. There was no bloodshed but i enjoyed the bonecracking sound effects.
Feburary, 25, 2006
The small boys were meager today but i found a way to pin a one down and cop a feel.
March, 5, 2006
Today i decided that i needed some air, so i pulled my shorts up almost past some of the girls in my gym class. I think i may have fritened the girls behind me and phycologically damaged some of the boys. I guess my generation has a problem with "mangina."
Today I slamed a small girl into the bleachers in an atemp to keep her of first base. There was no bloodshed but i enjoyed the bonecracking sound effects.
Feburary, 25, 2006
The small boys were meager today but i found a way to pin a one down and cop a feel.
March, 5, 2006
Today i decided that i needed some air, so i pulled my shorts up almost past some of the girls in my gym class. I think i may have fritened the girls behind me and phycologically damaged some of the boys. I guess my generation has a problem with "mangina."
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