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>>Author's Note:Hey,pals & gals! I'm sorry,truly and for serious,because I had to delete ALL OF MY STORIES. I will post them back up again in time.Reason? I read my stories and they just didn't sound like...me.I've started to mature ficwad-wise and therefore,want to start over again so I can edit my stories.I don't want them to sound...juvenile,or unthought of >.> BUTTTTT I will be writing more series,fo shoooo >:] So,yeah,let's start this hoe! :DDD :D

I had known Jack since Pre-K.Our moms were used to each other.
Especially since we slept at each other's houses.
Today we headed to Jack's house for band practice.His band was named All Time Low.
I was friends with the other band members too.Alex,Zack,and Rian.My other besties :D

We walked to Jack’s and waited at the garage.On a lovely ripped couch.Full of Duct tape.He’s called Larry. ;D

We sat in silence.
"Hey,Junes,guess what?" he asked me.
"What FlapJack?" I answered,using our kindergarden nicknames.
"I gots….DUN DUN DUN!!!!! An idea!" he yelled.
"That’s something you don’t get to see everyday hahahahaha,"I said as he pulled a pout."Aww you know im kidding,FlapJack.What's your idea,hun?"

"Dare me to do something.And I dare you back!"
"What for?"
"To kill time and energy...?"
"Uhm okay.Sure,why not?"
"YAYYY!!!!!!"he celebrated. Classic Jack.

"Otay then," he said in a childish voice,"I dare you to...uhm...lick Larry!Hahaha...!"
"I don’t wanna RAPE Larry,he’s so sexy.I wouldn't be able to control myself!" I laughed.
"Oh!Whatever!You know Im WAY sexier than Larry!" he argued back with a half serious face on.
"Caught me..." I whispered into his ear,kissing his cheek quickly,and walking inside to get a bottle of water.
"Yeah,I did,fool..." he whispered into my ear.He snaked his arms around my waist as I leaned over to reach to the back of the fridge.

"ANAL RAPEAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
There was a moment of silence.
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...."HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!"

Jack’s mom wasn’t home,but she was used to this.
"Hey,FlapJack?"
"What?"
"I dare you to...GIVE ME A BONER! Hahahaha" I dared him.Imma winnnn >:]
"Damn! Maybe later! Haha.Well, Miss June-a-saurus, I dare you to-" He was cut off by the loud slamming of the door being opened,and the yells of "NO!Your Mom!Ha!".