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The Worst Sort of Muggles
8 reviewsMy response to kafkaexmachina's challenge to portray the 'Worst Sort of Muggle' to raise Harry
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The Big Box of Silliness
(#) _Moony_ 2009-02-05
Shivers are going up my spine. I would have read a Harry raised by Jason and Freddie Kruger than that. The only worse thing I could possible think of would be some sort of Care Bear/ HP crossover... Care Bears are Huffles aren't they?The Big Box of Silliness
(#) Cateagle 2009-02-06
-snort!!- Now that is scary. I was thinking that some Capo in "The Organization" might qualify, but these days OrgCrime isn't as scary as it once was. On the other side, if Manly Wade Wellman's "John the Balladeer" and his wife happened to be in the UK and adopted Harry, he'd be a real surprise to a lot of folk as John is the kind of person who'd be able to help Luna find some odd Light creatures.Author's response
- Imagine if you will, Harry raised by Lady Penelope of International Rescue....
- I know I am.The Big Box of Silliness
(#) MadMax666 2009-02-06
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask that you increase the rating of this story so that NO ONE is able to read this chapter...it's just too, too frightening!
Then again, at least you didn't have him raised by Barney...
"The Power the Dark Lord knows not" is supposedly 'Love' after all, and just remember Barney's theme song...The Big Box of Silliness
(#) PerfesserN 2009-02-06
ROFLMAO!
That is evil, beyond evil, it's e-vile!
Will Cindy at least get to stay cute?
N!Author's response
- Well, she's a bit long in the tooth to be all that cute anymore, even by the time of the story...
- I'm thinking about a short where Harry is found and adopted by Lady Penelope of International Rescue...
- Imagine Hermione going slowly mad trying to figure out how he walks like that, and just where the strings lead too...The Big Box of Silliness
(#) redwoodhouse 2009-02-06
bravo bravo for the brady bunch approach, had a good laughThe Big Box of Silliness
(#) OdinMage 2009-02-09
you sick, sick bastard..... now I have to bleach my brain and gouge out my own eyeballs.... THANKS FOR THAT!Author's response
- Ah the joys of a job well done...
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