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MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT A FUNNY STORY!!

by Deidara-san 7 reviews

it does exactly what it says on the tin. its my first. so dont diss pweez! x OK, WELL ITS NOT REALLY FUNNY, BUT IM SLEEPY, SO THERE, UN!!

Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Itachi - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2009-02-27 - Updated: 2009-02-27 - 297 words - Complete

-1Illiterate
itachi is just hanging out in the hide out. deidara comes back from shopping.
Itachi: did you get everything?
Deidara:...well...no...
Itachi:ok you have just under 10 seconds to tell me exactly why and what you didn't get, or it's the nightmare realm for you, clayboy. starting...looks at watch...now.
Deidara:ok well Tobi recently signed this petition stating he wouldn't buy any products tested on animals because he is a soppy pumpkin-face. good enough, hmmm?
Itachi:...so what did you buy?
Deidara: well, we no longer can buy any MaxFactor makeup...
Konan squeals and leaves
Deidara: HOLD UP I'M NOT DONE!! ... no Olay, Pringles, Fairy liquid, Braun, Gillette or Boss Skin products, Crest, Fixodent, Glide, Oral-B, Ariel, Bold 2in1, Daz, Aussie, Clairol, Head & Shoulders...shall I go on?
all other members look distressed with the exception on Kakuzu who is thrilled to be saving money.
Deidara:...Pantene, Nice n Easy, Wella, Shockwaves...
Hidan: NOOOO!!! WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY HAIR?! TOBI?!?! YOU $"*&$%@!!!!
Tobi: but tobi is a good boy! he saves the animals from turning pink! no-one appreciates tobi!
At this point tobi runs into his room and slams the door. All scowl at Hidan.
Kisame: what gives, Hidan?
Kakuzu: yeah, don't be so cruel!
Pein: even i'm not that cruel!
Itachi:...it WAS a tad harsh.
Deidara:...you made tobi cry. you're a meany.
Hidan: WTF?! Is that your best insult? call yourself a ma-
BOOOM!!! Hidan has had a clay spider bomb on his shoulder all this time.
Deidara: NEVER MAKE TOBI CRY WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU, YOU ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY?!?! HUH?!?!
Kakuzu: clam down deidara!
Kisame: yeah, you don't even like tobi yourself!
Deidara: SHADDAP!!! OR YOU'LL BE IN THE BIG FISH TANK IN THE SKY!!!!
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