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A/N: Titchy Spoilers if you haven't watched Shippuden.
I'm sorry it's so short, and probably not that good either, but it's my first "writing", so deal with it.

I do not own Naruto or... blah blah blah...

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1. Call Gaara's gourd a butternut squash. (what? It does look like a butternut squash...)

2. Discover Kankuro's High School Musical DVDs and innocently show them to his siblings.

3. Suggest that Gaara and Kankuro wear make-up. (which they do, actually)

4. Staple Kankuro to the ceiling when Shikamaru comes to visit Temari.

5. Dress up as Gaara for Halloween (trust me, he'd get pissed off)

6. Reveal Gaara's whereabout's to his hordes of fangirls.

7. Paint Temari's bedroom. PINK.

8. Stick my little pony stickers on the crow.

9. Spend the day Photoshopping Shikamaru and Temari together and 'accidentally' leave the pictures in the Kazekage office.

10. Ask if Gaara's a virgin (haha, I think the answer to that is obvious);)